how many shinigami does it take to change a lightbulb? 
+2
Hyuugaboi (-T-)
ilustar
6 posters
lame 11th squad jokes! :suspect:
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Just one.. but it'd probably take him fifty episodes 
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
exactimundo!!!!!why did the hollow lose his treasure?
coz there was a hole in his chest...
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ilustar wrote:
why did the hollow lose his treasure?
coz there was a hole in his chest...
That's a good one. And I like the topic title "lame 11th squad jokes" hilarious since you have great jokes.
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
where do shinigamis keep all their cash?
in the Bankai
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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a shinigami, a hollow and a human walk into a bar....
they all had headaches afterward!
they all had headaches afterward!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
whats the menos theme song?
que CERO CERO
U know im not sure anyone gets these jokes...
oh well
que CERO CERO
U know im not sure anyone gets these jokes...
oh well
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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why do espada drink so much?
coz they r hollow!
coz they r hollow!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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im outta inspiration at the minute... someone else needs to start making up bleach jokes aswell! 
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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Rukia and Uryuu are eating ice cream.
Rukia: I love chocolate, what's your favorite flavor, Uryuu?
Uryuu: I like strawberry.
Keigo appears from around the corner.
Keigo: Ahaha! I knew it!
(pirated off a site)
Rukia: I love chocolate, what's your favorite flavor, Uryuu?
Uryuu: I like strawberry.
Keigo appears from around the corner.
Keigo: Ahaha! I knew it!
(pirated off a site)
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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why are so many guys after Yoiruchi?
coz shes such a CATch!
coz shes such a CATch!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
Why did Ichigo say Kon was lazy?
Coz he was just LION around!
Coz he was just LION around!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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how many hollow does it take for an explosion?
CERO!
CERO!
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LOL!!!
You've got some great jokes there ilustar. Unfortunately, I can't make up jokes
You've got some great jokes there ilustar. Unfortunately, I can't make up jokes
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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thanks! 
thank u 4 posting on my joke thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was starting to get weird... now i can post a few more jokes again before it looks like im talking to myself again
thank u 4 posting on my joke thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was starting to get weird... now i can post a few more jokes again before it looks like im talking to myself again
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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Why is shirosaki (ichigo's inner hollow) so white?
Coz he's been in bleach!
Coz he's been in bleach!
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Who's Grimmjow's Boyfriend?...
The pink panter.
The pink panter.
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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woohooo! someone else told a joke!
good one mach, keep them coming!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
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What kinda motorbike does the Captain Commander ride?
A Yamaha
A Yamaha
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which custom is Ulqiorra going to wear in Hueco Mundo Party???
Batman
What's Big, Hurts, and throw a white thing???
Zangetsu (perverts ¬¬)
Why does Rukia love high places???
Cause make her feel taller.
BatmanWhat's Big, Hurts, and throw a white thing???
Zangetsu (perverts ¬¬)Why does Rukia love high places???
Cause make her feel taller.
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What does Ikkaku and Kukkaku's name's have in common.......?
....They're both stupid so back off.
See?....I told you I can't make up jokes but at least this joke has something in common with the topic, it's lame......
This is the only joke that has been lame, so keep it up with the awesome jokes people!
....They're both stupid so back off.
See?....I told you I can't make up jokes but at least this joke has something in common with the topic, it's lame......
This is the only joke that has been lame, so keep it up with the awesome jokes people!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
How do you get past Captain Komamura Sajin?
throw a stick and say fetch!
throw a stick and say fetch!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
What is Komamura Sajin's favourite song?
Aint nothing but a hound dog!
Aint nothing but a hound dog!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
why is a soulless teddybear not to be trusted?
coz its an ex-kon!
coz its an ex-kon!
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
What did the shinigami say to the Psychiatrist?
"i see dead people!"
"i see dead people!"