Haha nice one 
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Hyuugaboi (-T-)
ilustar
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lame 11th squad jokes! :suspect:
Hyuugaboi (-T-)- Captain of 8th Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Uryuu, Ururu, Yuroichi
Registration date : 2009-02-01
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
how do we know that the 4th squad are really vampires?
coz they suck!
(not meaning our 4th squad by the way)
coz they suck!
(not meaning our 4th squad by the way)
Mach- Number of posts : 29
Age : 28
Registration date : 2009-03-01
(Ripped from a Friki Page)
About Ichigo Kurosaki
"I see dead People"---------------------------------------> Ichigo since Young.
"Rukia is who changed my life that's why I am here I can't forget you RUKIA!!!!"-------> Ichigo about why he's here.
"I Have to save Rukia because she changed my life" ----------------------> Ichigo about why he will save Rukia
"I have to save Inoue because she is my friend"--------------------------> Ichigo about why he will save Inoue
"I have to save him cause we are friends"--------------------------------> Ichigo, about why he will save world from the
global crisis, the Young Children, or any F***ing Stupid that have known him five minutes ago.
Description:
Ichigo Kurosaki is the main Character that never dies from Manga & Anime "Bleach". Ichigo always was a common child with orange hair that could see dead people, as the guy of "6th Sense". We guess he has at least 1260 liters of blood. C'monn, that's nothing.
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About Ichigo Kurosaki
"I see dead People"---------------------------------------> Ichigo since Young.
"Rukia is who changed my life that's why I am here I can't forget you RUKIA!!!!"-------> Ichigo about why he's here.
"I Have to save Rukia because she changed my life" ----------------------> Ichigo about why he will save Rukia
"I have to save Inoue because she is my friend"--------------------------> Ichigo about why he will save Inoue
"I have to save him cause we are friends"--------------------------------> Ichigo, about why he will save world from the
global crisis, the Young Children, or any F***ing Stupid that have known him five minutes ago.
Description:
Ichigo Kurosaki is the main Character that never dies from Manga & Anime "Bleach". Ichigo always was a common child with orange hair that could see dead people, as the guy of "6th Sense". We guess he has at least 1260 liters of blood. C'monn, that's nothing.
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Hope you enjoy it.
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cko45- Captain of 3rd Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Ichigo and Renji
Registration date : 2009-02-08
(Here's one I found somewhere not too long ago...)
*Ichigo vs Byakuya; Ichigo's in Bankai*
Ichigo: Byakuya! Let's fight!
Byakuya: Hmm? Bastard...when did you achieve Bankai?
Ichigo: Last night....with your sister!
Byakuya:......OMG!
I know it's an old one, but still pretty funny!
*Ichigo vs Byakuya; Ichigo's in Bankai*
Ichigo: Byakuya! Let's fight!
Byakuya: Hmm? Bastard...when did you achieve Bankai?
Ichigo: Last night....with your sister!
Byakuya:......OMG!
I know it's an old one, but still pretty funny!
Mach- Number of posts : 29
Age : 28
Registration date : 2009-03-01
Really, that joke works better with Renji than Ichigo, Cause Zabimaru grows a lot in his bankai form (baboon king zabimaru), but Tensa Zangetsu is shorter than normal zangetsu xD.
Hey, a good one:
What's the best fighting team of Bleach that protects the sword???
The
Kon-Don!!! xD
Hey, a good one:
What's the best fighting team of Bleach that protects the sword???
The
Kon-Don!!! xD
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
cko45 wrote:(Here's one I found somewhere not too long ago...)
*Ichigo vs Byakuya; Ichigo's in Bankai*
Ichigo: Byakuya! Let's fight!
Byakuya: Hmm? Bastard...when did you achieve Bankai?
Ichigo: Last night....with your sister!
Byakuya:......OMG!
hehe thats a good one dude
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
What is the Bounto theme song?
Hey dolly
(its a seriously old song tho)
Hey dolly
(its a seriously old song tho)
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
OK here's a bunch:
>>How do you greet an Espada?
>>Hollow!
>>Why is Aizen not that fond of Gin?
>>Coz he prefers whisky...
>> Who is the healthiest of the Captains?
>> SOY fon
>> What do you tie up a hollow with?
>> Masking tape
(from someone else)
Abarai Renji has a pillow fight with Ichigo and others. Everybody are enjoying their time and suddenly Renji screams " HOWL PILLOWMARU!"
>> How do we know Aaronierro was in the marines?
>> Coz he's a Jar-head
>> Why is Aaronierro smarter than any other Hollow?
>> coz he's got twice as many brains
>> What did they say when Aaronierro tried to join the Rastas
>> Jar gotta be kidding me!
>> Yo mama joke::
>> Hey Aaronierro, yo mama was a bottle!
>>How do you greet an Espada?
>>Hollow!
>>Why is Aizen not that fond of Gin?
>>Coz he prefers whisky...
>> Who is the healthiest of the Captains?
>> SOY fon
>> What do you tie up a hollow with?
>> Masking tape
(from someone else)
Abarai Renji has a pillow fight with Ichigo and others. Everybody are enjoying their time and suddenly Renji screams " HOWL PILLOWMARU!"
>> How do we know Aaronierro was in the marines?
>> Coz he's a Jar-head
>> Why is Aaronierro smarter than any other Hollow?
>> coz he's got twice as many brains
>> What did they say when Aaronierro tried to join the Rastas
>> Jar gotta be kidding me!
>> Yo mama joke::
>> Hey Aaronierro, yo mama was a bottle!
atm552- Captain of 10th Division
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Favorite Bleach Character(s) : ichigo hitsugaya rongeku
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that first one is how to say hello in germanilustar wrote:OK here's a bunch:
>>How do you greet an Espada?
>>Hollow!
>> How do we know Aaronierro was in the marines?
>> Coz he's a Jar-head
>> Why is Aaronierro smarter than any other Hollow?
>> coz he's got twice as many brains
>> What did they say when Aaronierro tried to join the Rastas
>> Jar gotta be kidding me!
>> Yo mama joke::
>> Hey Aaronierro, yo mama was a bottle!
that first one is how to say hello in german except not spelt the same
ilustar- Captain of 11th Division
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Age : 42
Favorite Bleach Character(s) : Zaraki, Rukia, Kon
Registration date : 2009-01-29
>> what do you call murdering teddylions?
>> Kontract killers
>> why do hollows think they're gods?
>> coz they're holey...
>> Why doesn't anyone ever believe Kon?
>> Coz hes lion...
>> Which lieutenant is strongest?
>> Matsumoto, she's the breast!
lame-jokes-R_us
>> Who is the most handsome espada?
>> Nnoitra- he's got 8!
>> What is matsumoto's best swimming style?
>> Breast stroke
>> Who's always scratching?
>> Itchigo
>> Why should you never believe kon?
>> Coz he's lion!
>> Kontract killers
>> why do hollows think they're gods?
>> coz they're holey...
>> Why doesn't anyone ever believe Kon?
>> Coz hes lion...
>> Which lieutenant is strongest?
>> Matsumoto, she's the breast!
lame-jokes-R_us
>> Who is the most handsome espada?
>> Nnoitra- he's got 8!
>> What is matsumoto's best swimming style?
>> Breast stroke
>> Who's always scratching?
>> Itchigo
>> Why should you never believe kon?
>> Coz he's lion!